Italian dressing + chicken teriyaki = no





((OOC: I was just overcome with the urge to share- I really was brought Japanese food with italian dressing all over it. >.<))

( What's meme mean? )

Barely finished this in time for work.

For anybody who noticed I was gone; I went back home for a few weeks. Blake says hi.

He got Mike to move into my old room, so there are now more pussies in the house than in a Victoria Secret store. All they need to do is get Philip in there, and the crazy cat lady down the street will have to split her time between her house and ours.

I stayed with Cecil and Chris while I was there, which was kind of a bad idea, because they both come home at different ungodly hours of the night and then keep forgetting that I'm sleeping on their couch. So it's three am, I'm trying to sleep, and suddenly Cecil decides it's time for another beer and some late-night infomercials and I have a faceful of fuzzy ass. Then six am rolls around and Chris goes for the vegan rolls in the freezer before bouncing off to god knows where- probably the dumpster behind the mall or whatever abandoned building his friends are squatting in.

But, y'know, fun couple of weeks back home. Karen punched me a few times. Phillip locked himself in the bathroom with a razor and a bottle of pills, twice. Saw a local band or five.

Man, I miss those guys.

What's everybody complaining about? It's not that cold out.

Back in Minneapolis, once a winter we got about four feet of snow. What we've got here is a dusting.

Whose Basch and Rufus? Why are people freaking out over them? What happened? Who did what to who? Should I care? Should you care? Nerve Gas? Security tapes? What the fuck is Shinra?

See also:

Thought these were cute.


Couldn't choose between;



or:



Can you see those?

Finished my halloween costume.

 

I like it!


 

I am soooooooooooooooooo sick of you snotty little nose-in-the-air, dick-in-the-ass chuckleheads and your superior power BULLSHIT.

FUCK YOU. You're not special. You're not important. You know what everybody, everybody here is?

Insignificant. You're useless. None of  us is better than anybody else. We all suck. We're all equally irrelevant and equally useless.

Bone up.

Also- telling me that my reply to your sparkling display of internet prowess wasn't witty enough for a rebuttal ..? It ain't original. From now on, anybody who does it will get a link to every other post who told me the same damn thing.





You useless asshats.

Hot shit am I bored.


And sometime today, whatever buisnessman left this behind is gonna come and reclaim his laptop, so then I'll really have nothing to do.

Wooooowwwwww no wonder so many people OD'd on heroin....


This crusty kid is was trying to start up this drug dealing buisness thing, right? So I was apparently like prime meat to test out his yage on.

I was already blasted out of my mind and halfway through the injection I figure out what he was doing and start stomping the shit out of him....



...it felt soooooooo good. And then I fell down a flight of stairs and that felt gggggrrrrreeeeaaaattttt, too! I'm gonna feel like shit tomorrow... maybe not...


I think I'm just gonna ride this out... wow. Wow wow wow.

'77-style punk band looking for new members.


I don't care if you've got talent or ability- just instruments and a force of will.


Now, for fuck's sake. Inquire within.

negativecoment is emotionally distant.

I bet no one's surprised that you never post your current mood. In fact, I bet most of your friends are so sick of you locking them out of your life that they hate you behind your back. Shame.

wanna know your lj's moodring color? enter your user name and hit the button. (discussion thread)

I'll have you know I'm a WARM FUCKING RAY OF SUNLIGHT.

Sick people follow me to get their daily dose of Vitamin D. Dolphin want to swim with me. Gay people want their politically-correct name back from my emotional aura.

FUCK YOU GUYS.

Protests! Riots! Police brutality! Uprising of the lower classes!

AND I FUCKING MISSED IT.


So, is anybody gonna fill me in on the details?

WANTED-

UNTALENTED PEOPLE WHO CAN'T PLAY THEIR INSTRUMENTS.

Band's name is Negative Adjacent. It's an old-school punk band, so don't worry about sounding good.

inquire at [Information withheld][/error] Ask for Fletcher.




_{((OOC; back from the dead! Also, pretend your character can see the contact info. I wasn't feeling clever enough to put down fake info))}

'Incendiary Beats' ...? Seriously, guys... that's beyond lame...

Now that I've said that, how do I sign up?

There's a wedding ...?


...


*snort*

HAH. Turned twenty two months ago, motherfuckers.

They have a curfew out in Minneapolis, too. _{Although the cut-off age is 18...} Did that ever stop me? No.

Not that I'm suggesting anything, of course. Not like I'm telling all you kiddies to go forth and wreck havoc or anything... Not like it's your job as teenagers or anything... fucking kids these days don't know anything...







_{((ooc: I've never been to Minneapolis, but most of the tri-state area has a curfew so I'm going to assume they do, too))}

This is mine. All mine.

Isn't she pretty? She's pretty. Five-piece set in black... she's big... and she has a one-year warranty on all her parts...

_{Oh yeah... oh, yeah baby...}

Baby needs a name.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?





LOWER CLASS BRATS ANIME!?!>?!?!@1

AND IT'S THE ONLY DECENT-SOUNDING VERSION OF THIS SONG ON YOUTUBE!


*foams at mouth*

<sub>((OOC: Are there any Kingdom Hearts characters in this RP? XDDDD))

((If this is inappropriate, just tell me and I'll delete it))</sub>